Aggravating Idiots

Apparently, the day is just not allowed to go completely smoothly. In the laws of the Universe, it seems one idiot a day is the minimum. I know idiots need to pay bills and feed their idiot-lets too, but must they contaminate my day? Honestly! It is usual, in the course of human existance, to run into people who lack the common sense to close their mouths when looking up at overflying birds, to go inside during tornadoes and severe weather, and to realize that eating McDonald's every day will make you expand as quickly as national debt. However, I wish I could add a filter to remove such persons from my daily existance. I think I've hit my idiot quotient for this lifetime. I wish to abstain from such persons, and their antics, for the rest of my time here.

The specifics of this particular idiot won't mean much, unless you currently, or have previously, worked at ADP. Suffice it to say, I'm not quite sure how this particular individual continues breathing. It's obvious there's not enough brain stem present for this to be an autonomic function. However, I get to leave in about an hour. This, combined with a planned stop at Barnes and Noble on the way home, will carry me through this crisis.